But I am going to make a one-time exception because I found something so funny it must be seen to be believed. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
This is actually on toystore shelves right now. Here's the link on Amazon. And yes, that's a white butcher's coat to put on your Rocky Balboa action figure to simulate the scene when Rocky pounds the side of beef into meatloaf.
Greatest. Toy. Ever.